16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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