Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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