love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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