Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
