Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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