Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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