My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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