I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
