I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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