I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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