I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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