let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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