thus making me awesome and them whores
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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