We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Randomize