ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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