i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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