Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
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