She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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