no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
