Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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