We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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