it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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