"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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