the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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