So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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