I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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