Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Are we still banned from the library?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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