Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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