I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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