i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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