Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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