how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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