And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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