help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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