So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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