3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Randomize
