is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
we made out on top of his cat.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
The air taste purple.
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