he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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