She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
How external is "for external use only"?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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