i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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