windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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