You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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