Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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