then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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