I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
