Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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