Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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