grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
we made out on top of his cat.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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