considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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