Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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