the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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