i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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