btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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