just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I think I just shit out all my problems.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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