idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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