ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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