Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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