Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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