4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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