using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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