I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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