It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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